Full Service Shopping

Full Service Shopping

Jacob, 85, and Rebecca, 79, were excited about their upcoming wedding. Out for a stroll, they stopped at a drugstore.
Jacob said to the pharmacist, “Do you sell heart medication?”
Pharmacist: “Off course we do”
Jacob: “How about medicine for circulation?”
Pharmacist: “All kinds.”
Jacob: “Medicine for rheumatism?”
Pharmacist: “Definitively.”
Jacob: “Medicine for memory?”
Pharmacist: “Yes, a large variety.”
Jacob: “What about vitamins and sleeping pills?”
Pharmacist: “Absolutely”
Jacob: “You have loose bowel and gas pills?”
Pharmacist: “Yes, with plenty of generics.”
Jacob: “What about paraphernalia for diabetes?”
Pharmacist: “Of course. You name any condition, and we have what you need.”
Jacob: “Perfect! We’d like to register here for our wedding gifts.”